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The summer of 2000 I was given the great opportunity to work at IBM in Burlington, Vermont. One of the things we learn at IBM, Burlington, the Microelectronics Division was that acronyms were special. At the IBM Microelectronics Division in Burlington, Vermont, we found that Life was More Interesting when you used acronyms All The Time. It just Spiced Things Up, and Made Us Feel Special. That way, No One Else would know what we were Talking About. Especially those Snotty Little Interns, when kept asking "What Does That Mean?" All The Time.
Unfortunately For Me, I Didn't Know Their Language, and Proceeded to Decline in Understanding until I Couldn't Even Attempt to Understand what They Were Talking About. This lead to Mass Confusion for me and All the Other Interns, which Could Only Be Solved by Intense Studying. After 4 Days of Intense Studying, I Still Didn't Know Squat. Fortunately For You, I Don't Agree with IBM in This Matter, and have Provided You with a Readable Copy of this Report. |
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4 Days- 4D All the Other Interns- AOI All The Time- ATT Burlington, VT-BTV IBM, Burlington VT- BTVIBM Couldn't Even Attempt to Understand- CEAU Could Only Be Solved by IS- COBSIS Don't Agree with IBM- DAI Didn't Know Their Language- DKTL Fortunately For You- FFY International Business Machines- IBM IBM MD- IMD Intense Studying- IS Life was More Interesting- LMI Mass Confusion- MC Microelectronics Division- MD Made Us Feel Special- MUFS No One Else- NOE Proceeded to Decline in Understanding- PDU Provided You- PY Readable Copy of this Report- RCR Still Didn't Know Squat- SDKS Snotty Little Interns- SLI Spiced Things Up- STU Talking About- TA This Matter- TM They Were TA- TWTA Unfortunatly For Me- UFM Unreadable Copy of this Report- UCR Vermont- VT What Does That Mean- WDTM |
| Disclaimer: Most all of the acronyms here have been created for the benifit of the reader, and are not registered trademarks of the IBM corporation. However, some (like BTV, IBM, IBMBTV, IMD, and VT) are, so please don't tell IBM or the State of Vermont about this--please? |
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